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A REAL Boyfriend

Tue Nov 10, 2009, 5:16 PM
Don't have one yet. Working on it, but not yet. No, it's this really cute quiz ~DeadlyVampireUnicorn posted. I wasn't tagged, so I refuse to tag other people. Do it if you want to.

When she stares at your mouth
–Lean in for a kiss–

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
–Tickle her into submission–

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
–Smile and let her wind down. She'll need a hug.–

When she's quiet
–Ask her what she's thinking about–

When she ignores you
–Make it impossible, but don't be too annoying–

When she pulls away
–. Pull her back–

When you see her at her worst
–Hug her and hold her tight–

When you see her start crying
–Cheer her up–

When you see her walking
–Walk with her–

When she's scared
–. Protect her. But don't be afraid to tease her about it afterward.-

When she steals your favorite hoodie
-Try to steal it back, but let her wear it for a while.-

When she teases you
-Give as good as you get-

When she doesn't answer for a long time
–Ask her what she's thinking about (Again).–

When she looks at you with doubt
–. Prove that her doubt is unfounded-

When she says that she loves you
–Say it back and MEAN IT-

When she grabs at your hands
–Raise an eyebrow and smile, but don't complain/struggle unless she starts painting your nails–

When she bumps into you
–Take it as a challenge, but still be gentle-

When she tells you a secret
–KEEP IT (Unless it's one of those things that MUST be taken to an authority figure)–

When she looks you in the eyes
–Depending on the mood, make the following moments funny as heck, or romantic beyond belief-

When she says it's over
–If she's serious, let her go. If she's serious, but sad, fight for her. If she's joking, joke back.–

When she reposts this bulletin
–She's giving you a guidebook. Use it.-

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's okay, don't believe it. Talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (Actually, don't unless she's feeling down. She either needs the boost in her self-esteem or she'll kill you for waking her up, despite how romantic it is.)

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. (But don't give into the movie/TV show every time. Sometimes you should pick.)

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes. (But for the love of God, DO NOT WEAR HERS.)

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. (ESPECIALLY if she's sad.)

- Let her know she's important.(Subtly; unless you're dating an airhead like me. Then subtlety might not work too well.)

- Don't talk about other girls around her. (Some comments are acceptable, most are not. It's totally fine to talk about relations, though.)

- Kiss her in the pouring rain. (But make sure she's wearing a jacket. Unless she likes being cold and wet, or she just ran outside crying or something)

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose a** am I kicking?" (Any substitute for the crass word is acceptable)


If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you


Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"

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thanks for faving

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Got a question about Mormons? Why not ask ONE OF THEM! I'd be happy to! :)
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon...
COME CHECK MY PAGE OUT ~ PLEASE!!!
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You're welcome :D.

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~"Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." – Eowyn
~"Close your cowardly lips over that void in your head where your brains went missing and keep them there." – Lord Aquitaine
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~"Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." – Eowyn
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